{"id":344,"date":"2014-01-03T10:03:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T10:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/?p=344"},"modified":"2024-09-16T18:30:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T18:30:15","slug":"die-neuesten-sprueche-ueber-weihnachten-und-sylvester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Die neuesten Spr\u00fcche \u00fcber Weihnachten und Sylvester"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/miaundseverinspruechelogo1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"miaundseverinspruechelogo\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/miaundseverinspruechelogo1-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Szenario 1 :<\/p>\n<p>Alle warten am Aufzug. Vor uns ein Mann, dem es wohl nicht schnell genug zu gehen scheint.<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann dr\u00fcckt immer wieder auf den Knopf, um den Aufzug zu rufen.<\/p>\n<p>Mia daraufhin in einem nicht zu \u00fcberh\u00f6renden Ton : &#8222;Vom vielen Dr\u00fccken kommt der Aufzug auch nicht schneller !&#8220; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Szenario 2 :<\/p>\n<p>Elias liegt in seinem Bett im Schlafsack.<\/p>\n<p>Mia : &#8222;Elias kratzt sich am Sack. Das sieht komisch aus!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Szenario 1 : Alle warten am Aufzug. Vor uns ein Mann, dem es wohl nicht schnell genug zu gehen scheint. Der Mann dr\u00fcckt immer wieder auf den Knopf, um den Aufzug zu rufen. Mia daraufhin in einem nicht zu \u00fcberh\u00f6renden Ton : &#8222;Vom vielen Dr\u00fccken kommt der Aufzug auch nicht schneller !&#8220; \ud83d\ude42 &nbsp; Szenario [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spruche-von-mia-und-severin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":345,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-off.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}